What is the definition of Deemed Healing Cream?

A 'deemed healing cream' is like a magic potion for your skin, but instead of being concocted from mystical herbs and moonlight, it's just a fancy skincare product that claims to make your skin glow like it's been kissed by a Venus Flytrap. Now, here's an example sentence that'll make you think twice: "Dr. Healing Cream, deemed the ultimate cure-all, promised to transform my skin into a work of art, but instead, I ended up having a conversation with my old sock collection."